I've Lost The Cheese

Buffy was in the thick of her dream.

She lay completely still on her bed as Riley gracefully, albeit sensually, approaches her. She scoots over to make room for him. He slides onto the bed.

The two stare at each other for what feels like an eternity. Eventually, Riley moves his hand onto Buffy’s head. He begins to slowly reel her in. The tension is building. Buffy’s heart races as the distance between each other’s lips transitions from inches to mere centimeters. Her eyes close.

Right as her lips tap Riley’s, she hears a confused voice whisper…

“Cheese?”

Buffy’s eyes dart open! Riley is gone! The Cheese Man is in his place.

“I’ve lost the cheese! It’s nowhere to be found!” he screams.

Buffy sits up flabbergasted and understandably disappointed.

The Cheese Man rolls over and continuing to repeat the same two sentences. Buffy sees that the cheese is taped to the back of his head.

She tries to open her mouth and tell him, but the words won’t come out.

The Cheese Man begins tearing apart Buffy’s room looking for cheese.

Buffy confidently walks over, rips the cheese off the back of his head, and slaps him across the face with it.

The Cheese Man stops. He goes cross-eyed as he examines the cheese on his face. He smiles brighter than anyone has smiled before and peels it off his face. Holding it up like a trophy, he says…

“You must find the cheese, the cheese will not find you.”

He takes the cheese and slams it into Buffy’s lips.

Buffy's eyes jolt open... for real this time.